This holiday season, remember those who celebrate with eight days and a menorah.
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
If I may take the liberty to come and speak about the holiday that takes a day and a week, If this winter you’re going to travel on home, All I gotta say is shalom shalom, If you look in my window something’s burning bright It’s the thing that kept us living on through the night Time and time again my faith does it right and I know that the good’s in sight, alright, Well I’ve heard some say Jews are weak at the core, But circumcision’s more than anything you’ve taken before, It’s easy to go on without bacon or pork cause we got the big apple right here in New York, When I’m blessing on Friday, Adonai is what I’m saying, When the eight days come around, Dreidel Dreidel I’ll be playing, You’ve probably been learning bout John the Baptist, So to taste a new flavor, come and try out a bris, As I’m reading up the scroll in my chrome-covered torah, Got my tallis on my back, on my head is my fedora, All these guys looking round for a shiksa with an aura, But I stay true to the game with my jewish senora, Got many forms of the religion you can rock, There’s hasidic and there’s reform, then you got your orthodox, Before you eat your bagel, better pick up some lox, Cause Hannukah’s coming and we’re all at the top
Chorus:
Now it’s time to light, light, light the menorah
Verse 2:
I’m known at the parties, get the gelt with a gimel, I talk to many people like a Jewish Jimmy Kimmel, On Sabbath, I’m the one screaming out the T’filah, I gather kids around to dance the Hava Nagila, Mr. Adam Levine wears a yamukah to bed, He gets good graces when he puts it on his head, Who directed E.T., yeah cut it on the floor? Steven Spielberg has a mezzuzah on his door, When I turn on the tube, blue and yellow’s on the screen, Freaks and Geeks was a classic, but TV execs. were mean, Woody Allen is a star, but he has some bad genes and how old is his wife? Is she almost fifteen? In Munich, Eric Bana gave a name for the Jews, As Seth Rogen said, he turned around the abuse, Seinfeld got some of the best reviews, but it’s time to let loose, yo, let’s cruise
Chorus:
Now it’s time to light, light, light the menorah
Breakdown:
As I look to the sky, my star’s burning bright, I’m feeling all the faith as I’m staring at the light, And I’m never gonna live my life acting so skittish, Cause I’m fluent and Hebrew and perfect in Yiddish, Grape juice was my highest intake of doses, I part the red sea with tomato soup like Moses, At age thirteen, I began my manhood, I pulled out the prayers, at the bema I stood, I cleared my mind, I lit the candle, As I pushed the tradition, I knew I had the handle to run up to the mic and say Judaism is the way that some can have their perfect day so keep on living, keep your praise
Chorus:
Now it’s time to light, light, light the menorah
Eight days and eight nights, light, light the menorah, Eight days and light, light the menorah, Eight crazy nights, light, light the menorah, Light, light, light the menorah, If you really wanna know the eight days and eight nights with you, Tonight we will light the menorah
Duration : 0:6:26
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
at least you gotta …
at least you gotta religion. i gave a sh*t on christmas if i could find a religion fitting my ideas of god.
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
this is awesome ben …
this is awesome ben..
your really good
ur raps in blcok were awesome but this rox
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
your videos r kinda …
your videos r kinda freaky..
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
judaists or …
judaists or zionists ?
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
You guys are tight …
You guys are tight portland was good to
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
LOL losers
LOL losers
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
freaks and geeks is …
freaks and geeks is AMAZING!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
shalom chaverim. …
shalom chaverim. great! you guys should get a copyright on that. you might even get a record deal! are you currently signed?
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Sooo great!!! Good …
Sooo great!!! Good Job Cardinal Film Star!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
freaks and geeks is …
freaks and geeks is classic. love that show
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
haha! hilarious!…
haha! hilarious!…
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
tiiight
tiiight
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
i liked the meaning …
i liked the meaning and the words, im jewish, but i didnt really like the whole rap theme, but u still did a good job
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I’m catholic, but …
I’m catholic, but that was a pretty awesome video. Congratulations, you guys.
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
hehehehe sub to me …
hehehehe sub to me pleaz
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Nice vid! Pr0xz …
Nice vid! Pr0xz OWNED JOO!
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Nice one Ben
Nice one Ben
September 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
by far my favorite …
by far my favorite video but is corbin even jewish?